Location: Campulung - Nr Transylvania
| We have been given the reponsibility of finding new homes and parents for these poor traumatised rocks.
They have lived for centuries in Transylvania, a dark and terrifying place.
The land of Vlad Tepes (The notorious impaler)other wise known as Dracula!.
Only genuine future parents should apply, as careful understanding and handling has to be taken. They come with a set of advice instructions.
Garlic MUST be placed near them at ALL TIMES...Please take notice of this....We cannot be responsible for any strange events, should you ignore this.
You will be reponsible for re- naming your orphan rock, and advising us of the details, which we will keep on file.
PLEASE DO NOT APPLY, UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE TO ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY, AND OFFER THESE POOR UNFORTUNATES THE CARE AND ATTENTION THEY NEED.
There is other Vlad stuff too.....send a vladogram ( message with a bite!)..free to a friend.....CLOTHING THAT REALLY DOES SUCK!!!!!!
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| Name: Rodger & Kelly Mead Reply to Ad Date Posted: 27/07/2006 |